Sunday, November 5, 2017

Silly Sunday

Silly Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process. Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

Google Pizza:

CALLER: Is this Gordon's Pizza?

GOOGLE: No sir, it's Google Pizza.

CALLER: I must have dialed a wrong number. Sorry.

GOOGLE: No sir, Google bought Gordon’s Pizza last month.

CALLER: OK. I would like to order a pizza.

GOOGLE: Do you want your usual, sir?

CALLER: My usual? You know me?

GOOGLE: According to our caller ID data sheet, the last 12 times you called you ordered an extra-large pizza with three cheeses, sausage, pepperoni, mushrooms and meatballs on a thick crust.

CALLER: OK! That’s what I want …

GOOGLE: May I suggest that this time you order a pizza with ricotta, arugula, sun-dried tomatoes and olives on a whole wheat gluten free thin crust?

CALLER: What? I detest vegetables.

GOOGLE: Your cholesterol is not good, sir.

CALLER: How the hell do you know?

GOOGLE: Well, we cross-referenced your home phone number with your medical records. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years.

CALLER: Okay, but I do not want your rotten vegetable pizza! I already take medication for my cholesterol.

GOOGLE: Excuse me sir, but you have not taken your medication regularly. According to our database, you only purchased a box of 30 cholesterol tablets once, at Drug RX Network, 4 months ago.

CALLER: I bought more from another drugstore.

GOOGLE: That doesn’t show on your credit card statement.

CALLER: I paid in cash.

GOOGLE: But you did not withdraw enough cash according to your bank statement.

CALLER: I have other sources of cash.

GOOGLE: That doesn’t show on your last tax return unless you bought them using an undeclared income source, which is against the law.

CALLER: WHAT THE HELL?

GOOGLE: I'm sorry, sir, we use such information only with the sole intention of helping you.

CALLER: Enough already! I'm sick to death of Google, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp and all the others. I'm going to an island without internet, cable TV, where there is no cell phone service and no one to watch me or spy on me.

GOOGLE: I understand sir, but you need to renew your passport first. It expired 6 weeks ago

Hat tip: Linda W.
Silly Sunday Participants

1. Silly Sunday
2. bethere2day
3. messymimi
4. Margs Animals
5. Willy & Fluffy
6. Woodsterman
7. Mike Golch
8. Lawyer Dog
9. Just Out
10. Uncle Skip

48 comments:

  1. LOL it is certainly getting like that makes you wanna tell em to track off! heheh!

    Have a googletastic SSS :-h

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    1. They are that smart now. It's scary. :)

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  2. Heeheehee! Yep, for several years we had pizza every single Friday night for our kids and all their friends who came to spend the night, and they knew us almost that well.

    Have a blessed and beautiful Sunday!

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    1. Yep, and technology is logging every key stroke. :)

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  3. That is so scary and probably will be true before long. Sandee, you and Zane have a super Sunday.

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    1. It is true. It's scary, but it's true. :)

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  4. That is too close to reality to be funny.

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    1. It's an old one, but still found it frighteningly funny. :)

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  5. That is funny, but sadly very close to the truth. Have a great day!:)

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    1. I'm pretty sure this is happening right now. It's scary and then some. :)

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  6. Oh, hahaha...that is really scary good...this is the stuff of nightmares. *wink*

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    1. P.S. Have a great day, Sandee! HUGS.

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    2. Yes, the stuff of nightmares. :)

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    3. You have a great day too, Annie. ♥

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  7. Gosh, nothing's private anymore.

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  8. Oh my gosh it's both funny and scary how true this is.

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    1. I remember when this first came out it wasn't a reality yet. Now it is. :)

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  9. Thanks, Sandee ~ appreciate your well wishes ~ Xox

    light and love,
    A Shutter Bug Explores
    aka (A Creative Harbor)

    ps. Send healing energy ~ just out of hospital with adverse reaction to flu and pneumonia shot ~

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    1. You're most welcome, Carol. I hate being sick. :)

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  10. Google,There are every where!! :( :-f :-h d-)

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    1. I agree, they are everywhere. :)

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  11. this is funny but also kinda scary.....we can run but we cannot hide any more! Have a lovely loving day!

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    1. No we can't. Some are off the grid though. Not many, but some. :)

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  12. Ouch. I feel like this is everyday life … and getting worse. Can we not have any privacy anymore?

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    1. No, I think the privacy is a long gone for the most part. :)

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  13. Back in the day this would've been a knee-slapper. Now it's too close to the creepy reality of huge tech corps watching our every move... for our own good, don'cha know.

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    1. Back in the day it was a knee slapper. Now it's just frightening. :)

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  14. Thats funny but kind of scary how close to the truth it's getting.

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    1. Yep, it's getting there and quickly. :)

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  15. Omigosh, there's probably more truth in this than we'll ever know! I'm laughing, but cautiously! :P

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    1. It's more truth than not. Yes it's scary. :)

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  16. I hate to say it, but that conversation is too true!
    I did, however, laugh so hard, coffee came out my nose!
    Barb (Marv's Mom)

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    1. One is very talented if they can laugh so hard coffee comes out of their nose. :)

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  17. He should have switched to Andy's Pizza which was also bought out and is now Amazon pizza. The doorbell would have sounded just as he thought about having pizza with his usual pizza.

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    1. That's even scarier. :)

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  18. This is really scary! There is no more privacy. The next time will be telling what goes on in our mind!

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    1. We traded privacy for security long ago. What a shame. :)

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    1. Wow is right, Regine. :)

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  20. BWAHAHA! NO, not pizza places too!! :)

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    1. Everywhere, Jen, everywhere. :)

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  21. Soon to be brought to you by your local government.

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    1. Yep, if it already isn't in play already. :)

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  22. I'd just order the veg pizza.

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    1. Sounds good. I love veggie pizza. :)

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  23. Hi Sandee, many a true word said in jest.

    xx

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    1. Yes, this is an old one and someone saw this coming long ago. :)

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