Tuesday, March 31, 2015

The Headache

A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours ahead of schedule, at 2 AM.

Not wanting to wake his wife, he undressed in the dark, crept into the bedroom and started to climb into bed.

Monday, March 30, 2015

Awww Mondays

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Sunday, March 29, 2015

Silly Sunday

Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process. Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

Saturday, March 28, 2015

The Farm Boy

A Missouri farmer in his pickup, drove to a neighbor’s, and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door “Is your Dad home?”

“No sir, he isn’t; he went to town.”

Friday, March 27, 2015

Feline Friday

My buddy Steve of Burnt Food Dude started this meme because he wanted everyone to know that he doesn't hate cats. I'm still not convinced that he loves cats, but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt. So come and join us in Feline Friday.

Thursday, March 26, 2015

The Ferrari

Once there were three men, Dave, John, and Sam, who were involved in a tragic car accident in which all three died. As they stood at the gates of heaven St. Peter came up to them and said, "You will all be given a method of transportation for your eternal use around heaven. You will be judged on your past deeds, and will have your transport chosen accordingly."

Wednesday, March 25, 2015

Wednesdays Question

It's Wednesday so that means it's question time. It's time to ponder and then answer just one question. Okay, you can add all you want as a reason for your answer too. We'd all like that.

Tuesday, March 24, 2015

Tuesday Silliness

The French Government announced yesterday that it is imposing a ban on fireworks at Disneyland. The decision comes after the nightly firework display at the park, located just 50 Km outside of Paris, France caused soldiers at a nearby French Army garrison to surrender to a group of Russian tourists.

Monday, March 23, 2015

Awww Mondays

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Make sure you leave a link to your post here and I'll visit your Awww...Mondays post. What better why to start the week than with a smile.

Sunday, March 22, 2015

Silly Sunday

Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

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Saturday, March 21, 2015

Australian Trivia

Each and every part of Australia is within a distance of 1000km from ocean or a beach.

30,028 square km of land is under cattle ranch. This area size is almost the same as that of the whole Belgium.

Friday, March 20, 2015

Feline Friday

My buddy Steve of Burnt Food Dude started this meme because he wanted everyone to know that he doesn't hate cats. I'm still not convinced that he loves cats, but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt. So come and join us in Feline Friday.

Thursday, March 19, 2015

Fragments

The information below was written by my husband and sent to all our boating friends on Tuesday. Here is part three, written by hubby, on this continuing saga.

The Saga of Old Dogs - Part III

Wednesday, March 18, 2015

Wednesdays Question

It's Wednesday so that means it's question time. It's time to ponder and then answer just one question. Okay, you can add all you want as a reason for your answer too. We'd all like that.

Tuesday, March 17, 2015

Blonde Moment

A blonde hurried into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.

'How did this happen?' the emergency room doctor asked her.

Monday, March 16, 2015

Awww Mondays

Join us every Monday for Awww...Mondays. Post a picture that makes you say Awww...and that's it.

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Sunday, March 15, 2015

Silly Sunday

Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

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Saturday, March 14, 2015

Proverbs

A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.

Friday, March 13, 2015

Feline Friday

My buddy Steve of Burnt Food Dude started this meme because he wanted everyone to know that he doesn't hate cats. I'm still not convinced that he loves cats, but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt. So come and join us in Feline Friday.

Thursday, March 12, 2015

Bought vs Homemade

Six year old Annie returns home from school and says that today she had her first family planning lesson at school.

Her mother, very interested, asks: "Oh. How did it go?"

Wednesday, March 11, 2015

Wednesdays Question

It's Wednesday so that means it's question time. It's time to ponder and then answer just one question. Okay, you can add all you want as a reason for your answer too. We'd all like that.

Tuesday, March 10, 2015

Traffic Stop

An elderly couple were driving across the country. The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol.

The officer said, "Ma'am did you know you were speeding?"

Monday, March 9, 2015

Awww Mondays

Join us every Monday for Awww...Mondays. Post a picture that makes you say Awww...and that's it.

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Sunday, March 8, 2015

Silly Sunday

Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

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Saturday, March 7, 2015

The Blonde

Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.

The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels, and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond.

Friday, March 6, 2015

Feline Friday

My buddy Steve of Burnt Food Dude started this meme because he wanted everyone to know that he doesn't hate cats. I'm still not convinced that he loves cats, but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt. So come and join us in Feline Friday.

Thursday, March 5, 2015

Two Solutions

The difference of approaches in California versus Texas!

CALIFORNIA:

A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor's dog, then bites the Governor.

Wednesday, March 4, 2015

Wednesdays Question

It's Wednesday so that means it's question time. It's time to ponder and then answer just one question. Okay, you can add all you want as a reason for your answer too. We'd all like that.

So here's this weeks question: What kind of music do you prefer?

Tuesday, March 3, 2015

Lunch

One day I had lunch with some old friends. Jim, a short, balding golfer type, about 85-years old, came along with them; all in all, it was a pleasant bunch.

When the menus were presented, my friends and I ordered salads, sandwiches, and soups, except for Jim who said, "A large piece of home-made apple pie, heated please."

Monday, March 2, 2015

Awww Mondays

Join us every Monday for Awww...Mondays. Post a picture that makes you say Awww...and that's it.

Make sure you leave a link to your post here and I'll visit your Awww...Mondays post. What better why to start the week than with a smile.

Sunday, March 1, 2015

Silly Sunday

Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process. Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!