Wednesday, April 30, 2014

Wednesdays Question

It's Wednesday so that means it's question time. It's time to ponder and then answer just one question. Okay, you can add all you want as a reason for your answer too. We'd all like that. I'll even answer my own question as that's only fair.

So here's this weeks question: Do you volunteer your time for a good cause?

Tuesday, April 29, 2014

Golf Lesson

A young woman was taking a golf lesson and had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for medical assistance.

The golf pro saw her heading back and said, “You are back early, what’s wrong?”

Monday, April 28, 2014

Awww Mondays

Join us every Monday for Awww...Mondays. Post a picture that makes you say Awww...and that's it.

Make sure you leave a link to your post here and I'll visit your Awww...Mondays post.

What better why to start the week than with a smile.

Sunday, April 27, 2014

Silly Sunday

Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process.

Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

Saturday, April 26, 2014

The Candidate

A man walked into the election office and said to the receptionist, "I'd like to register as a candidate for the upcoming elections."

The receptionist replied, "Certainly sir. Please fill out this form."

As he's filling the form, he comes to the question, "Are you circumcised?"

Friday, April 25, 2014

Feline Friday

My buddy Steve of Burnt Food Dude started this meme because he wanted everyone to know that he doesn't hate cats. I'm still not convinced that he loves cats, but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt.

One thing for sure is this is a fun and easy meme to do. So come and join us in Feline Friday.

Thursday, April 24, 2014

The Conductor

A conductor was having a lot of trouble with a drummer. He constantly gave this guy personal attention and much advice, but his performance simply didn't improve.

Wednesday, April 23, 2014

Wednesdays Question

It's Wednesday so that means it's question time. It's time to ponder and then answer just one question. Okay, you can add all you want as a reason for your answer too. We'd all like that. I'll even answer my own question as that's only fair.

So here's this weeks question: Do you wake up ready and raring to go or does it take some time to get your motor running?

Tuesday, April 22, 2014

Two Little Boys

A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. The two were always getting into trouble and their parents could be assured that if any mischief occurred in their town their two young sons were in some way involved.The parents were at their wits end as to what to do about their sons' behavior.

Monday, April 21, 2014

Awww Mondays

Join us every Monday for Awww...Mondays. Post a picture that makes you say Awww...and that's it.

Make sure you leave a link to your post here and I'll visit your Awww...Mondays post.

What better why to start the week than with a smile.

Sunday, April 20, 2014

Silly Sunday

Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process.

Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

Saturday, April 19, 2014

The Dream

A blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went to her doctor.

Doctor: What was your dream about?

Blonde: I was being chase by a vampire!

Friday, April 18, 2014

Feline Friday

My buddy Steve of Burnt Food Dude started this meme because he wanted everyone to know that he doesn't hate cats. I'm still not convinced that he loves cats, but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt.

One thing for sure is this is a fun and easy meme to do. So come and join us in Feline Friday.

Thursday, April 17, 2014

The Interview

Once, an engineer, a physicist and a safety officer all applied for the same job.

The Managing Director interviewed all three, and thought all were excellent. He had to think of some way to find the best person. So he told them all to come back the next day and tell him the exact height of the building. The one who was closest would get the job.

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

Wednesdays Question

It's Wednesday so that means it's question time. It's time to ponder and then answer just one question. Okay, you can add all you want as a reason for your answer too. We'd all like that. I'll even answer my own question as that's only fair.

So here's this weeks question: For those that celebrate Easter what are your plans?

Tuesday, April 15, 2014

Health & Safety Warnings

On a child's buggy: 'Remove Child Before Folding.'

Warning label on a letter opener that says: 'Caution: Safety goggles recommended.'

Fuel Tank Cap: 'Never use a lit match or open flame to check the fuel level.'

Monday, April 14, 2014

Awww Mondays

Join us every Monday for Awww...Mondays. Post a picture that makes you say Awww...and that's it.

Make sure you leave a link to your post here and I'll visit your Awww...Mondays post.

What better why to start the week than with a smile.

Sunday, April 13, 2014

Silly Sunday

Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process.

Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

Saturday, April 12, 2014

Only in America

A man from Little Rock, Arkansas was awarded $14,500 and medical expenses after being bitten on the buttocks by his next door neighbor's beagle. The beagle was on a chain in its owner's fenced-in yard, as was the man.

Friday, April 11, 2014

Feline Friday

My buddy Steve of Burnt Food Dude started this meme because he wanted everyone to know that he doesn't hate cats. I'm still not convinced that he loves cats, but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt.

One thing for sure is this is a fun and easy meme to do. So come and join us in Feline Friday.

Thursday, April 10, 2014

The Pub

I was at the pub the other night and overheard three very hefty women talking at the bar.

Their accent appeared to be Gaelic, so I approached and asked, "Hello, are you three lassies from Ireland?"

Wednesday, April 9, 2014

Wednesdays Question

It's Wednesday so that means it's question time. It's time to ponder and then answer just one question. Okay, you can add all you want as a reason for your answer too. We'd all like that. I'll even answer my own question as that's only fair.

So here's this weeks question: What one thing do you find the most attractive in a potential mate?

Tuesday, April 8, 2014

Getting Married

An older couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married.

Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work.

Monday, April 7, 2014

Awww Mondays

Join us every Monday for Awww...Mondays. Post a picture that makes you say Awww...and that's it.

Make sure you leave a link to your post here and I'll visit your Awww...Mondays post.

What better why to start the week than with a smile.

Sunday, April 6, 2014

Silly Sunday

Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process.

Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

Saturday, April 5, 2014

Comment Game

It's time to play the comment game again. We are currently on our boat enjoying the weekend. Next weekend we have a cruise to Rio Vista for our annual Safety Day. A big picnic and we get our boats inspected for safety. Always a fun weekend.

Here's how it goes:

Friday, April 4, 2014

Feline Friday

My buddy Steve of Burnt Food Dude started this meme because he wanted everyone to know that he doesn't hate cats. I'm still not convinced that he loves cats, but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt.

One thing for sure is this is a fun and easy meme to do. So come and join us in Feline Friday.

Thursday, April 3, 2014

Fragments

I love meeting new blog friends. My newest blogging friend is Paul from Mr. Cruiser's Notes. Paul and his lovely wife live in Canada and they love to cruise on the big ships. I met him through Empress Bee, author of muffin53 part deux. Swing by and say hi to both of them. They would both like that.

Wednesday, April 2, 2014

Wednesdays Question

It's Wednesday so that means it's question time. It's time to ponder and then answer just one question. Okay, you can add all you want as a reason for your answer too. We'd all like that. I'll even answer my own question as that's only fair.

So here's this weeks question: Do you prefer a quiet night in or an evening on the town?

Tuesday, April 1, 2014

About Parenting

Are You Ready to Have Kids?

Prepare by obtaining a small cloth bag and fill it with 8 - 12 pounds of sand. Soak it thoroughly in water. At 8:00 PM begin to waltz and hum with the bag until 9:00 PM. Lay down your bag and set your alarm for 10:00 PM.