Tuesday, April 30, 2013

Paddy

Paddy spies a letter lying on his doormat.
It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND".
Paddy spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.

Paddy shouts frantically into the phone "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" asks the Doctor.
"No" shouts Paddy, "this is her husband!"

Monday, April 29, 2013

Mondays Smile

The Seaman Mom A married couple trying to live up to a snobbish lifestyle went to a party...

The conversation turned to Mozart. "Absolutely brilliant, magnificent, a genius!"

The woman, wanting to join in the conversation, remarked casually, "Ah, Mozart. You're so right. I love him. Only this morning I saw him getting on the No. 5 bus going to Coney Island."

Awww Mondays

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Sunday, April 28, 2013

Silly Sunday

Silly Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. Rhonda of Laugh-Quotes has given me this meme to run. The rules will remain the same as she set them up. Thanks Rhonda for entrusting me with your baby.

Saturday, April 27, 2013

Seymour #15

Today Seymour went with us to the UPS Store and got boxed up for his trip back home to Colorado and to a very long lecture about his behavior. He was a bit sad to go, but he says it's time for other adventures. I think we took it much harder than he did. Even Little Bit went along to say her goodbyes. We've had a fabulous time with Seymour and there wasn't a dull moment.

Friday, April 26, 2013

Feline Friday

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Thursday, April 25, 2013

The Usher

A man arrives at the theater to see the latest production only to learn that it is completely sold out. He finds an usher and pleads with him, "You must help me, I am a HUGE theater fan. I've been to every opening night performance at this theater for twenty years. I can't bear to miss this play, is there any possible way you can find me a seat?"

Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Wednesdays Question

It's Wednesday so that means it's question time. It's time to ponder and then answer just one question. Okay, you can add all you want as a reason for your answer too. We'd all like that. I'll even answer my own question as that's only fair.

So here's this weeks question: What type of movies do you enjoy?

Tuesday, April 23, 2013

Seymours #14

Well Seymours babies are here and it's time to get them adopted out. There are four little ones, two girls and two boys. Seymour was very proud to take a picture with each of his new babies. He's going to miss them, but knows they need a good home and he's not able to supply that.

Monday, April 22, 2013

Mondays Smile

The Seaman Mom With the high rate of attacks on women in secluded parking lots, especially during evening hours, the Minneapolis City Council has established a "Women Only" parking lot at the Mall of America. Even the parking lot attendants are exclusively female so that a comfortable and safe environment is created for patrons.

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Sunday, April 21, 2013

Silly Sunday

Silly Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. Rhonda of Laugh-Quotes has given me this meme to run. The rules will remain the same as she set them up, and if she ever decides to take the meme back I'll gladly give it back to her. Thanks Rhonda for entrusting me with your baby.

Saturday, April 20, 2013

Seymour #13

Seymour enjoyed the BBQ at Rio Vista last weekend and told everyone he's heading back to Colorado. Everyone wished him well and told him that they enjoyed his visit and hopes that he does well with his addiction to booze and skirts. He didn't drink too much and didn't mess with any of the rocks around so we were pretty happy about that.

Friday, April 19, 2013

Feline Friday

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Thursday, April 18, 2013

Smart Dogs

Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, "I'll send my dog out to see if there are any ducks out in the pond. If there aren't any ducks out there, I'm not going hunting."

So he sends the dog out to the pond. The dog comes back and barks twice. Chester says, "Well I'm not going to go out. He only saw two ducks out there."

Wednesday, April 17, 2013

Wednesdays Question

It's Wednesday so that means it's question time. It's time to ponder and then answer just one question. Okay, you can add all you want as a reason for your answer too. We'd all like that. I'll even answer my own question as that's only fair.

So here's this weeks question: What is your biggest fear?

Tuesday, April 16, 2013

My Friend!

I'm reaching out on behalf of a friend of mine who needs some help who wishes to remain anonymous.

His wife told him to go out and get some of those pills that would help him get an erection.

Monday, April 15, 2013

Fragments

May I say that having my clothes dryer back is wonderful. Going an entire week without washing clothes was very interesting. It took two days to get everything washed, dried and put away. I felt wonderful when the last item was put away clean. Modern conveniences are more than wonderful.

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Sunday, April 14, 2013

Silly Sunday

Silly Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. Rhonda of Laugh-Quotes has given me this meme to run. The rules will remain the same as she set them up, and if she ever decides to take the meme back I'll gladly give it back to her. Thanks Rhonda for entrusting me with your baby.

Saturday, April 13, 2013

Comment Game

It's time to play the comment game again. We are on the boat this weekend and although we can't boat over to Safety Day in Rio Vista, CA, we can drive over and enjoy the day. We then have a prime rib dinner on Saturday evening at another yacht club.

Here's how it goes:

Friday, April 12, 2013

Feline Friday

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Thursday, April 11, 2013

The Flagpole

Two Irishmen were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up, when a blonde passing by asked them what they were doing.

Paddy said: 'We're supposed to be finding the height of this flagpole, but we don't have a ladder.'

Wednesday, April 10, 2013

Wednesdays Question

It's Wednesday so that means it's question time. It's time to ponder and then answer just one question. Okay, you can add all you want as a reason for your answer too. We'd all like that. I'll even answer my own question as that's only fair.

So here's this weeks question: Do you fall asleep easily or do you toss and turn before you finally fall asleep?

Tuesday, April 9, 2013

The Lecture

A senior citizen was stopped by the police around 2 a.m and was asked where he was going at that time of night.

The man replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."

Monday, April 8, 2013

Fragments

After the story game it's clear that Seymour, The Pet Rock, will return to Colorado the first of May. Not only has the judge ordered him to leave California, his human has asked for him back. I'm guessing there is a great big lecture in store for Seymour before he departs for Arkansas. So, that being said there will be babies that will be shipped out that week too. We'll be lonely around here, but four of you will have new pet rocks. I can't wait to see what you are going to do with them. Let's hope they act a bit better than Seymour too.

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Sunday, April 7, 2013

Silly Sunday

Silly Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. Rhonda of Laugh-Quotes has given me this meme to run. The rules will remain the same as she set them up, and if she ever decides to take the meme back I'll gladly give it back to her. Thanks Rhonda for entrusting me with your baby.

Saturday, April 6, 2013

Seymour #12

This is the completed Story Game of "Seymour". You all are great authors!

The weather is warming up and the birds and the bees are doing their thing. Seymour, The Pet Rock, is at it again. This time he found another gorgeous lady rock. Her name was Rocksy, and she was sedimentary. Since he knew how much his Auntie Bee wanted a baby rock he decided to get a cake and take it to the rock concert with his newest lady rock.

Friday, April 5, 2013

Feline Friday

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Thursday, April 4, 2013

Thursday Funnies

I was in the six item express lane at the store quietly fuming. Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of me had slipped into the check-out line pushing a cart piled high with groceries. Imagine my delight when the cashier beckoned the woman to come forward looked into the cart and asked sweetly, 'So which six items would you like to buy?' Wouldn't it be great if that happened more often?

Wednesday, April 3, 2013

Wednesdays Question

It's Wednesday so that means it's question time. It's time to ponder and then answer just one question. Okay, you can add all you want as a reason for your answer too. We'd all like that. I'll even answer my own question as that's only fair.

So here's this weeks question: What is one of your favorite soups?

Tuesday, April 2, 2013

The Story Game

It's time to play The Story Game again. Here's how it works. I'll start a story. You continue it in comments. Each commenter picks up where the last left off. In a few days I'll give it an ending and post our story with the links to everyone who participated under the heading, "Contributing Authors".

Monday, April 1, 2013

Awww Mondays

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Fragments

I mentioned a while back that my car had $3,500.00 in repairs in December, and our truck had $1,500.00 in February. Well let me tell you that our 13 year old boat cost us $6,300.00 the other day and that's not all of it. Our mechanic has done a lot of work replacing things that aren't working right. He also rebuilt our generator as it wasn't working right either. Wow, boats are expensive. We really can't complain as we've not done any big ticket items to the boat until this year. It's just the price of boating. It hurts a bit though. Do you know what the acronym for BOAT stands for? Bring on Another Thousand. Boats are big holes in the water that you toss money in. It's worth it though.