Sunday, March 31, 2013

Silly Sunday

Silly Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. Rhonda of Laugh-Quotes has given me this meme to run. The rules will remain the same as she set them up, and if she ever decides to take the meme back I'll gladly give it back to her. Thanks Rhonda for entrusting me with your baby.

Saturday, March 30, 2013

Seymour #11

Seymour is doing odd jobs around here to earn some money for all the court costs and the fine from his recent drunk driving. He doesn't seem to mind helping out and we're happy about that. We were beginning to think he was only good at boozing and skirts. I think we were wrong.

Friday, March 29, 2013

Feline Friday

Feline Friday is easy to do. All you have to do is post a picture of a cat on your website. It could be a photo of your pet cat, a LOL cat or a drawn picture.

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Add a link to your cat page.

Thursday, March 28, 2013

Montana State Trooper

In most of the United States there is a policy of checking on any stalled vehicle on the highway when temperatures drop to single digits or below.

About 3AM one very cold morning, Montana State Trooper Allan Dixon #658 responded to a call that there was a car off the shoulder of the road outside Great Falls, Montana. He located the car, stuck in deep snow and with the engine still running.

Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Wednesdays Question

It's Wednesday so that means it's question time. It's time to ponder and then answer just one question. Okay, you can add all you want as a reason for your answer too. We'd all like that. I'll even answer my own question as that's only fair.

So here's this weeks question: Do you have a household budget?

Tuesday, March 26, 2013

My Little Sat Nav

I have a little Sat Nav
It sits there in my car
A Sat Nav is a driver's friend
It tells you where you are

Monday, March 25, 2013

Awww Mondays

Join us every Monday for Awww...Mondays. Post a picture that makes you say Awww...and that's it.

Make sure you leave a link to your post here and I'll visit your Awww...Mondays post. What better why to start the week than with a smile.

Fragments

We didn't go to the boat this past weekend as we had our downstairs bathroom floor tiled. We really miss going to the boat if the sun is shining and of course it shined all weekend. I love to read sitting on the back of our boat. There's always next weekend. Bugger.

Speaking of the weekend, having a stranger in your house all day isn't the best thing either. We like our privacy and you just don't have much when a tile guy is in your house all day. For such a small bathroom it sure takes a long time to get the work done. Worth it in the long run though, as the floor turned out beautiful.

Sunday, March 24, 2013

Silly Sunday

Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process.

Saturday, March 23, 2013

Seymour #10

Seymour has been a very busy rock and for those of you that are wondering he's not looked out the guest bedroom window in a very long time. I'm pretty sure he has no interest in Julia Sandstone any longer. Family court does, but he doesn't.Bless his little stone heart.

Friday, March 22, 2013

Feline Friday

Feline Friday is easy to do. All you have to do is post a picture of a cat on your website. It could be a photo of your pet cat, a LOL cat or a drawn picture.

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Add a link to your cat page.

Thursday, March 21, 2013

Bacardi Breezers

Two women friends had gone for a girls' night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however they had got over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.

Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to wee, so they stopped in the cemetery.

One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them.

Wednesday, March 20, 2013

Wednesdays Question

It's Wednesday so that means it's question time. It's time to ponder and then answer just one question. Okay, you can add all you want as a reason for your answer too. We'd all like that. I'll even answer my own question as that's only fair.

So here's this weeks question: Do you stock up on food and water in case of an emergency or do you shop as you need things?

Tuesday, March 19, 2013

Paper is not Dead

Paper is a thin material produced by pressing together moist fibers, typically cellulose pulp derived from wood, rags or grasses, and drying them into flexible sheets. Paper is a versatile material with many uses. Whilst the most common is for writing and printing upon, it is also widely used as a packaging material, in many cleaning products, in a number of industrial and construction processes, and even as a food ingredient – particularly in Asian cultures.  Source: Wikipedia

Monday, March 18, 2013

Awww Mondays

Join us every Monday for Awww...Mondays. Post a picture that makes you say Awww...and that's it.

Make sure you leave a link to your post here and I'll visit your Awww...Mondays post. What better why to start the week than with a smile.

Fragments

Hubby and I decided to take a ride to Encinal Yacht Club and have lunch with some friends on Saturday. What a great idea that was. There's nothing like having lunch and watching the boats go by. Encinal has a great bar and their food is top of the line. The very best part is we don't have to work to be a member. We just show up, enjoy ourselves and then leave when we are done. No tables to bus, no cleanup of any kind. What a lovely way to spend a Saturday afternoon.

Sunday, March 17, 2013

Silly Sunday

Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process.

Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

Saturday, March 16, 2013

Seymour #9

Seymour is out of jail and is behaving pretty good right now. We have no idea how long this will stay this way and quite frankly we aren't very hopeful that he'll behave through the end of this weekend.

Friday, March 15, 2013

Feline Friday

Feline Friday is easy to do. All you have to do is post a picture of a cat on your website. It could be a photo of your pet cat, a LOL cat or a drawn picture.

Grab the code and paste it on your page.

Add a link to your cat page.

Thursday, March 14, 2013

The Job Interview

A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer decides to start with the basics. "So, Miss, can you tell us your age, please?"

The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for about 30 seconds before replying, "Ehhhh... 22!"

Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Wednesdays Question

It's Wednesday so that means it's question time. It's time to ponder and then answer just one question. Okay, you can add all you want as a reason for your answer too. We'd all like that.

So here's this weeks question: What is your favorite fruit or vegetable that you are looking forward to this summer?

Tuesday, March 12, 2013

The Lumberjack


A large, well established, Canadian lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a good Lumberjack. The very next day, a skinny little man showed up at the camp with his axe, and knocked on the head lumberjacks' door. The head lumberjack took one look at the little man and told him to leave. "Just give me a chance to show you what I can do," said the skinny man.

Monday, March 11, 2013

Awww Mondays

Join us every Monday for Awww...Mondays. Post a picture that makes you say Awww...and that's it.

Make sure you leave a link to your post here and I'll visit your Awww...Mondays post. What better why to start the week than with a smile.

Fragments

We heard from Seymour's public defender that Seymour is going to plead guilty to drunk driving and he's served enough time to be time served, but the court costs and the fine is going to be very stiff. He had better get a job very soon to cover all these costs that seem to be building up each week. Seymour is one expensive rock.

Sunday, March 10, 2013

Silly Sunday

Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process.

Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

Saturday, March 9, 2013

Seymour #8

Seymour has had a very bad week. After being served by Julia Sandstone for prenatal care and all the costs associated with giving birth to a bunch of rocks, Seymour headed to the Social Services office to see what he needed to do. He's so very depressed.

Friday, March 8, 2013

Feline Friday

Feline Friday is easy to do. All you have to do is post a picture of a cat on your website. It could be a photo of your pet cat, a LOL cat or a drawn picture.

Grab the code and paste it on your page.

Add a link to your cat page.

Thursday, March 7, 2013

You're All Alike


An airplane takes off from the airport. The Captain is Jewish and the First Officer is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together and it's obvious, by the silence, that they don't get along. After thirty minutes, the Jewish Captain mutters: "I don't like Chinese."

The First Officer replies, "Oooooh, no like Chinese? Why dat?"

Wednesday, March 6, 2013

Wednesdays Question

It's Wednesday so that means it's question time. It's time to ponder and then answer just one question. Okay, you can add all you want as a reason for your answer too. We'd all like that.

So here's this weeks question: Who was one of your favorite childhood friends or family member?

Tuesday, March 5, 2013

The Bowling Teams

Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a week-end gambling trip to Louisiana. The Brunette team rode on the bottom of the bus, and the Blonde team rode on the top level.

Monday, March 4, 2013

Awww Mondays

Join us every Monday for Awww...Mondays. Post a picture that makes you say Awww...and that's it.

Make sure you leave a link to your post here and I'll visit your Awww...Mondays post. What better why to start the week than with a smile.

Fragments

The weather has been fabulous for the last week. We've been in the upper 70s in the afternoons almost every day. The buds on the fruit trees are popping out like crazy. Spring is finally showing itself. We are happy campers.

Sunday, March 3, 2013

Silly Sunday

Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process.

Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

Saturday, March 2, 2013

Seymour #7

Department of Child Support Services

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Phone: (866) 901-3212
Fax: (209) 558-3135

Friday, March 1, 2013

Feline Friday

Feline Friday is easy to do. All you have to do is post a picture of a cat on your website. It could be a photo of your pet cat, a LOL cat or a drawn picture.

Grab the code and paste it on your page.

Add a link to your cat page.