Friday, November 30, 2012

Feline Friday

Feline Friday is easy to do. All you have to do is post a picture of a cat on your website. It could be a photo of your pet cat, a LOL cat or a drawn picture.

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Add a link to your cat page.

Thursday, November 29, 2012

Accurate Definitions

CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!

MARRIAGE: It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelors degree & a woman gains her masters

Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Wednesdays Question

It's Wednesday so that means it's question time. It's time to ponder and then answer just one question. Okay, you can add all you want as a reason for your answer too. We'd all like that.

So here's this weeks question: Did you have a best friend during your growing up years? Are you still in contact or have you drifted apart?

Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Dear God...

It's Me The Dog

Dear God: Is it on purpose that our names are spelled the same, only in reverse?

Monday, November 26, 2012

Awww Mondays

Join us every Monday for Awww...Mondays. Post a picture that makes you say Awww...and that's it.

Make sure you leave a link to your post here and I'll visit your Awww...Mondays post. What better why to start the week than with a smile.

Fragments

Our Christmas tree is up and decorated. There's a ton of red with some gold and then more red. I just love red.

I don't watch a lot of television. Well I guess I don't watch any. We have Netflix and hubby and I have been watching the original Hawaii Five-O. It's pretty good too. I look forward to each evening we're home watching a new episode.

Sunday, November 25, 2012

Silly Sunday

Are you funny? If so, please join in at Silly Sunday, hosted by Rhonda of Kibitz Spot and Laugh QuotesFor more information about Silly Sunday click HERE.

The rules are simple:

Saturday, November 24, 2012

Southern Women

Hubby and I met a fabulous couple from Alabama when we sailed to Hawaii earlier this year. Dave is really into southern humor and he knows that I am too. I just love folks from the south. They are kind, considerate and if they are your friend they are your friend for life.

Friday, November 23, 2012

Ineptrocracy

(in-ep-toc'-ra-cy)

A system of government where the least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of producing, and where the members of society least likely to sustain themselves succeed, are rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of producers.

Thursday, November 22, 2012

Happy Thanksgiving

“No duty is more urgent than that of returning thanks”. — Unknown

“Let us be grateful to people who make us happy; they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom.” — Marcel Proust

“He is a wise man who does not grieve for the things which he has not, but rejoices for those which he has.” — Epictetus

Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Wednesdays Question

It's Wednesday so that means it's question time. It's time to ponder and then answer just one question. Okay, you can add all you want as a reason for your answer too. We'd all like that.

So here's this weeke question: Tomorrow is Thanksgiving in the United States. What are you most thankful for this year?

Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Southern Lady...

The lady, was a Southern Baptist who attended services and taught Sunday School every week. On one Sunday, an out-of-town acquaintance, a gent, was in the pew right behind her and he noted what a fine looking woman she was.

Monday, November 19, 2012

Awww Monday

Join us every Monday for Awww...Mondays. Post a picture that makes you say Awww...and that's it.

Make sure you leave a link to your post here and I'll visit your Awww...Mondays post. What better why to start the week than with a smile.

Fragments

It's a lot of work getting ready for Thanksgiving but it's such a labor of love.

California is the first state to tax more on those making over $250,000 per year. Is anyone surprised about this? I didn't think so. I'm sure the ones that don't make this kind of money voted to tax those that do make this kind of money. See where the country is going here?

Sunday, November 18, 2012

Silly Sunday

Are you funny? If so, please join in at Silly Sunday, hosted by Rhonda of Kibitz Spot and Laugh QuotesFor more information about Silly Sunday click HERE.

The rules are simple:

Saturday, November 17, 2012

The Exam

The Official Texas Sheriff's Exam (Politically Incorrect)

A young Texan grew up wanting to be a lawman. He grew up big, 6' 2", strong as a longhorn and fast as mustang. He could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces. When he finally came of age, he applied to where he had only dreamed of working: the West Texas Sheriff's Department.

Friday, November 16, 2012

Feline Friday

Feline Friday is easy to do. All you have to do is post a picture of a cat on your website. It could be a photo of your pet cat, a LOL cat or a drawn picture.

Grab the code and paste it on your page.

Add a link to your cat page.

Thursday, November 15, 2012

A Love Story

A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the mall was packed.

As the wife walked through the mall she was surprised to look up and see her husband was nowhere around.

Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Wednesdays Question

It's Wednesday so that means it's question time. It's time to ponder and then answer just one question. Okay, you can add all you want as a reason for your answer too. We'd all like that.

So here's this weeke question: If you could go anywhere you wanted for a vacation where would you go?

Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Manure

In the 16th and 17th centuries, everything had to be transported by ship and it was also before the invention of commercial fertilizers, so large shipments of manure were quite common.

It was shipped dry, because in dry form it weighed a lot less than when wet, but once water (at sea) hit it, not only did it become heavier, but the process of fermentation began again, of which a by product is methane gas of course. As the stuff was stored below decks in bundles you can see what could (and did) happen.

Monday, November 12, 2012

Awww Mondays

Join us every Monday for Awww...Mondays. Post a picture that makes you say Awww...and that's it.

Make sure you leave a link to your post here and I'll visit your Awww...Mondays post. What better why to start the week than with a smile.

Fragments

Some people in the blogosphere are so very negative. Really a turn off. I think I've pretty much culled all of them out of my blogging life.

Also some bloggers are so opinionated it's unreal. Only their opinions count and the rest of us know nothing. What is wrong with these people?

Sunday, November 11, 2012

Silly Sunday

Are you funny? If so, please join in at Silly Sunday, co-hosted by Rhonda of Kibitz Spot and Laugh Quotes and Sandee of Comedy Plus. Rhonda is on a big adventure traveling the world until December 2, 2012. For more information about Silly Sunday click HERE.

The rules are simple

Saturday, November 10, 2012

Alberta vs B.C.

British Columbia:

Premier Christy Clark of B.C. is jogging with her dog along a nature trail.

A coyote jumps out and attacks the Premier's dog, then bites the Premier.

The Premier starts to intervene but reflects upon the movie "Bambi" and then realizes she should stop because the coyote is only doing what is natural.

Friday, November 9, 2012

Feline Friday

Feline Friday is easy to do. All you have to do is post a picture of a cat on your website. It could be a photo of your pet cat, a LOL cat or a drawn picture.

Grab the code and paste it on your page.

Add a link to your cat page.

Thursday, November 8, 2012

Divorce vs. Murder

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide."

The pharmacist asked: "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

Wednesday, November 7, 2012

Wednesdays Question

It's Wednesday so that means it's question time. It's time to ponder and then answer just one question. Okay, you can add all you want as a reason for your answer too. We'd all like that.

So here's this weeks question: What is one thing you have to have for the perfect holiday?

Tuesday, November 6, 2012

The Chief

The Navy Chief noticed a new seaman and barked at him, "Get over here! What's your name sailor?"

"John," the new seaman replied.

Monday, November 5, 2012

Awww...Mondays

Join us every Monday for Awww...Mondays. Post a picture that makes you say Awww...and that's it.

Make sure you leave a link to your post here and I'll visit your Awww...Mondays post. What better why to start the week than with a smile.

Fragments

Halloween was a very quiet evening that included a nice dinner without interruption and some great conversation with our boat neighbors. Couldn't have been a better evening.

Tomorrow is our election day in the U.S. and I'm so very thankful that we can finally put this to rest. This is the longest campaign I've ever had the misfortune to listen to over and over and over.

Sunday, November 4, 2012

Silly Sunday

Are you funny? If so, please join in at Silly Sunday, co-hosted by Rhonda of Kibitz Spot and Laugh Quotes and Sandee of Comedy Plus. Rhonda is on a big adventure traveling the world until December 2, 2012. For more information about Silly Sunday click HERE.

Saturday, November 3, 2012

Eves Side...

After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. ‘So, how is everything going?’ inquired God.

‘It is all so beautiful, God,’ she replied. ‘The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem.

Friday, November 2, 2012

Feline Friday

Feline Friday is easy to do. All you have to do is post a picture of a cat on your website. It could be a photo of your pet cat, a LOL cat or a drawn picture.

Grab the code and paste it on your page.

Add a link to your cat page.

Thursday, November 1, 2012

Maturity

I've learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

As I've Matured... I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.