Thursday, May 31, 2012

Ineptrocracy

A system of government where the least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of producing, and where the members of society least likely to sustain themselves or succeed, are rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of producers.

Hat tip: Phil of Phils Phun

Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Wednesdays Question

It's Wednesday so that means it's question time. There isn't a right or wrong answer to this question as everyone has different opinions on any given issue.

So here's this weeks question:

What is your favorite cut of meat?

Tuesday, May 29, 2012

The Frog

An older lady was somewhat lonely and decided she needed a pet to keep her company. So, off to the pet shop she went. She searched and searched. None of the pets seemed to catch her interest, except this ugly frog. As she walked by the jar he was in, she looked and he winked at her.

Monday, May 28, 2012

Thank You

Let's honor our military,
The men and women who serve,
Whose dedication to our country
Does not falter, halt or swerve.

Let's respect them for their courage;
They're ready to do what's right
To keep America safe,
So we can sleep better at night.

Awww...Mondays

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Sunday, May 27, 2012

Silly Sunday

Are you funny? If so, please join in at Silly Sunday, co-hosted by Rhonda of Kibitz Spot and Laugh Quotes and Sandee of Comedy Plus. Rhonda is on a big adventure traveling the world until December 2, 2012. For more information about Silly Sunday click HERE.

Saturday, May 26, 2012

A Man...

His bike, and his chick.

I'm pretty sure they are heading to Wal*Mart. Have a terrific weekend.

Hat tip: ♥♥Dave and Linda from Alabama♥♥

Friday, May 25, 2012

Indiana - Part III

This marker is in Goshen, Indiana, in Elkhart County.

The Goshen Police Booth was built in the late 1930's to protect the city's two banks, which were located diagonally opposite of one another. At that time city officials had good reason to fear that auto bandits traveling the Lincoln Highway might strike Goshen. In 1933 members of the John Dillinger gang had raided police facilities in Auburn, Indiana, and Peru, Indiana, stealing several machine guns and other weapons, ammunition, and bulletproof vests.

Thursday, May 24, 2012

Indiana - Part II

When we were in Amish country we visited Shipshewana and were treated to lunch at the Blue Gate Restaurant. We decided to have the family style meal and are we glad we did. It was a lot of food and the really neat thing is you can eat all you want. They will keep bringing you food until you are full. The picture below looks exactly like what we had for lunch. It was yummy.

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Wednesdays Question

It's Wednesday so that means it's question time. There isn't a right or wrong answer to this question as everyone has different opinions on any given issue.

So here's this weeks question: Rock & Roll, Classical or Country music?

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Indiana - Part I

Hubby and I spent 9 days in Indiana this past week, and enjoyed visiting family that we've not seen in 10+ years. We had a fabulous time and got to visit many neat places. The most amazing place for me was visiting Amish country. What a different way of life. So simple and orderly. Below is a video hubby took of an Amish buggy heading to the gas station. Why? I haven't a clue. All the buggies were black. All of them.

Monday, May 21, 2012

Take the Bus

I would like to share an experience with you, about drinking and driving. As you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from the odd social occasion over the years.

Awww...Mondays

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Sunday, May 20, 2012

Silly Sunday

Are you funny? If so, please join in at Silly Sunday, co-hosted by Rhonda of Kibitz Spot and Laugh Quotes and Sandee of Comedy Plus. Rhonda is on a big adventure traveling the world until December 2, 2012. For more information about Silly Sunday click HERE.

Saturday, May 19, 2012

Stupid Quotes

"Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, "Thank God, I'm still alive." But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again." -- Sen. Barbara Boxer, (D, Calif.)

"You read what Disraeli had to say. I don't remember what he said. He said something. He's no longer with us." -- Bob Dole

Friday, May 18, 2012

Stupid Quotes

"I was provided with additional input that was radically different from the truth. I assisted in furthering that version." - Colonel Oliver North, from his Iran-Contra testimony

"We are not without accomplishment. We have managed to distribute poverty equally." - Nguyen Co Thatch, Vietnamese foreign minister

Thursday, May 17, 2012

Stupid Quotes

"Please provide the date of your death." - from an IRS letter

"I was under medication when I made the decision to burn the tapes." - Richard (Dicky) Nixon

We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?" - Lee Iacocca

Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Wednesdays Question

It's Wednesday so that means it's question time. There isn't a right or wrong answer to this question as everyone has different opinions on any given issue.

So here's this weeks question: Hot, medium or mild food?

Tuesday, May 15, 2012

The Buffalo Theory

The "Buffolo Theory" of Beer...

A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.

Monday, May 14, 2012

Son of a...

It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but here is one:

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, ‘Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?’ The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.

Awww...Mondays

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Sunday, May 13, 2012

Silly Sunday

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Saturday, May 12, 2012

Mother's Dictionary

Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.

Defense: What you'd better have around de yard if you're going to let the children play outside.

Drooling: How teething babies wash their chins.

Friday, May 11, 2012

Password

During a recent password audit by a company, it was found that an employee was using the following password:

"MickeyMinniePluto
HueyLouieDeweyDonald
GoofySacramento."

Thursday, May 10, 2012

Darwin Award

Hotter Copper Whopper
2011 Darwin Award Nominee
Confirmed True by Darwin


(3 July 2011, Leeds, UK.) Thief! How, many, thieves, have, to die, to prove that you shouldn't steal copper wire? Besides the risk, it's not right to cause thousands of dollars worth of damage, for hundreds of dollars in profit. HEY YOU IMMORAL IDIOTS, It makes bad environmental sense to destroy more than you recoup. Angry lecture!

Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Wednesdays Question

It's Wednesday so that means it's question time. There isn't a right or wrong answer to this question as everyone has different opinions on any given issue.

So here's this weeks question: You get to decide where to go for dinner. Where are you going and why?

Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Darwin Award

Motorcycle Helmet Law, ex-Protestor
2011 Darwin Award Nominee
Confirmed True by Darwin
(July 2011, New York)


Protesting motorcycle helmet laws, an Onondaga, NY man was participating in a bare-noggin protest ride when he was killed via flipping over the handlebars. The motorcycle accident injured the noggin of Mr. Contos, 55, fatally damaging a brain that was unable to determine the physics of the situation. Moreover, he'd do it again if he could, according to his elder brother. He would have wanted it that way.

Monday, May 7, 2012

Awww...Mondays

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Southern Sayings

Another top 15 things that you will never hear a southern man say:

15. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.

14. Trim the fat off that steak.

13. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.

Sunday, May 6, 2012

Silly Sunday

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Saturday, May 5, 2012

Things I Lernt...

Living in the South:

You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH em.

Ya'll is singular. All ya'll is plural.

All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, insect, or animal.

Friday, May 4, 2012

Things I Lernt...

Living in the South:

A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road.

There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in the South.

There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 of them live in the South, plus a couple no one's seen before.

An Honor!

Judy of Judy H-J's Thoughts - A Twinless Twin has given me two great awards. The first is the Enchanted Blog Award.

The second is the Blogger Appreciation Award. Thank you so very much Judy. I am honored.

Thursday, May 3, 2012

The Old Lady

There was a little old lady who would come out every morning on the steps of her front porch, raise her arms to the sky and shout, "Praise the Lord!"

Well, one day an atheist moved into the house next door. Over time, he became irritated at the little old lady. So every morning he would step out onto his front porch and yell after her, "There is no God!"

Wednesday, May 2, 2012

Wednesdays Question

It's Wednesday so that means it's question time. There isn't a right or wrong answer to this question as everyone has different opinions on any given issue.

So here's this weeks question: What do you enjoy the most about blogging? What do you dislike?

Tuesday, May 1, 2012

Email Hacked

Last week my email connected to my website was hacked. I'm sure I'm to blame, but not sure how it happened. In any event if I adversely impacted anyone in my address book I am very sorry. It took me well into the next day to get my email account back on line as AT&T suspended that account. All is well with the world again, but here's the culprit of this hack. You would have received an email from me with the following message: