Thursday, August 30, 2007

Maxine in 2008

Here we are already discussing the future President of the United States in the Year 2008. Well, I have my own candidate and I'm sure that once you know who I'm voting for, you will also agree.

MAXINE FOR PRESIDENT!!! Very eloquently put...don't you think?

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Thursday Thirteen

The Thursday 13 is a weekly meme with a simple theme: each Thursday you blog a list of 13 things. What kind of things? Any kind! Just come up with a list theme and run with it. One week you may list “13 things on my mind” and maybe the next week you’d list “my top 13 favorite movies”.  Back in early 2007, Janet came up with the idea of going through the alphabet;  “13 Things I Love that begin with the letter A”, etc.  That gives you 26 weeks of ideas! Each new 13 will be posted at approximately 8PM EST every Wednesday evening.

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Wordless Wednesday

Wordless Wednesday (WW) is a visual blogosphere phenomenon. Whereas blogs (web journals) are primarily about "words" bloggers love to dress their journal entries with imagery. WW is a simple blog post featuring a photo which conveys a message that speaks for itself without using words.

Monday, August 27, 2007

What Are You?

Once upon a time in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By a surprising coincidence, both were blind from birth.One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and fell down. This, of course, knocked the snake about quite a bit.

Friday, August 24, 2007

Calmness

Calmness In Our Lives

I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice I heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr Phil proclaimed,"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished."

Fridays Feast

Appetizer
Say there’s a book written about your life. Who would you want to narrate the audio version?
Gregory Peck. His voice always did it for me. Okay, he was hot looking too.

One Word Meme

I've been tagged the one word Meme by my friend Ann at A Nice Place In The Sun. So far the creator of this meme's location is a mystery, but if they're found, I will be happy to link this post!

Thank you Ann for thinking of me! On with the Meme!

Thursday, August 23, 2007

The Collar

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards.

The man, who was a priest, said, 'I am a Father.'

Thursday Thirteen

The Thursday 13 is a weekly meme with a simple theme: each Thursday you blog a list of 13 things. What kind of things? Any kind! Just come up with a list theme and run with it. One week you may list “13 things on my mind” and maybe the next week you’d list “my top 13 favorite movies”.  Back in early 2007, Janet came up with the idea of going through the alphabet;  “13 Things I Love that begin with the letter A”, etc.  That gives you 26 weeks of ideas! Each new 13 will be posted at approximately 8PM EST every Wednesday evening.

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

The Kilt

In Scotland, the most important time for a young lad is when he "comes of age" and is allowed to purchase and wear his first kilt.

A couple of weeks before, his important birthday, a young lad went to a tailor shop and found the material he wanted for his first kilt. He took the material to the tailor and said, "I'd like ye to make me a kilt with this material here and, if ye don't mind, I'd like ye to make me a pair of matching underwear for it. I hear it gets a might drafty up dem tings!"

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Little Johnny

Little Johnny goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way. I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Mommy is the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you The People. The nanny, well, consider her The Working Class. Your baby brother, we'll call him The Future. Now go think about this and see if it makes sense."

Sunday, August 19, 2007

Hillary Clinton

Senator Hillary Clinton was on a plane to Montana and finds herself seated next to an older, weathered man in a western snap shirt, faded jeans, and a cowboy hat. Thinking herself above the old cowboy, she decides to make sport of him.

Friday, August 17, 2007

Fridays Feast

Appetizer

Describe your laundry routine. Do you have a certain day when you do it all, or do you just wash whatever you need for the next day?
Oh this is a depressing question. That reminds me I need to start another load. I do it till it's gone and then I start over again. It never ends!

Thursday, August 16, 2007

Thursday Thirteen

The Thursday 13 is a weekly meme with a simple theme: each Thursday you blog a list of 13 things. What kind of things? Any kind! Just come up with a list theme and run with it. One week you may list “13 things on my mind” and maybe the next week you’d list “my top 13 favorite movies”.  Back in early 2007, Janet came up with the idea of going through the alphabet;  “13 Things I Love that begin with the letter A”, etc.  That gives you 26 weeks of ideas! Each new 13 will be posted at approximately 8PM EST every Wednesday evening.

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Lawyer vs Farmer

A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's prize bull was missing from the section through which the railroad passed. The rancher only wanted to be paid the fair value of the bull.

Wordless Wednesday

Wordless Wednesday (WW) is a visual blogosphere phenomenon. Whereas blogs (web journals) are primarily about "words" bloggers love to dress their journal entries with imagery. WW is a simple blog post featuring a photo which conveys a message that speaks for itself without using words.

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Nice Matters

My pal Bridget over at ..."And Miles To Go Before We Sleep..." and Empress Bee (of the High Sea) @ Muffin 53 have awarded me with the Nice Matters Award. Here is what Bridget had to say about me:

Sandee over at Comedy Plus--she always has such wonderful things to say to me and is always looking out for me--she's my cyber guardian angel.

Monday, August 13, 2007

Meme

Linda over at Are We There Yet? tagged me with the Things You Shouldn't Say Around [Blank]. This meme was created by Frank @ Foxxfyrre's Honk'n Holl'r.

Things You Shouldn't Say Around [Blank]
The Official Honk 'n' Hollr Rules:

Tagged

The WVb A blog about everything and nothing created this meme called the 7 P's in an effort to learn more about the blogs they read on a regular basis.

My pal Ann over at A Nice Place In The Sun tagged me with the 7 P's meme. When I complete it I have to tag 5 other pals that I read on a regular basis. Let the games begin.

Thursday, August 9, 2007

The Hikers

Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large, raging violent river. Needing to get on the other side, the first man prayed, "God, please give me the strength to cross the river." Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.

Thursday Thirteen

The Thursday 13 is a weekly meme with a simple theme: each Thursday you blog a list of 13 things. What kind of things? Any kind! Just come up with a list theme and run with it. One week you may list “13 things on my mind” and maybe the next week you’d list “my top 13 favorite movies”.  Back in early 2007, Janet came up with the idea of going through the alphabet;  “13 Things I Love that begin with the letter A”, etc.  That gives you 26 weeks of ideas! Each new 13 will be posted at approximately 8PM EST every Wednesday evening.

Wednesday, August 8, 2007

Wordless Wednesday

Wordless Wednesday (WW) is a visual blogosphere phenomenon. Whereas blogs (web journals) are primarily about "words" bloggers love to dress their journal entries with imagery. WW is a simple blog post featuring a photo which conveys a message that speaks for itself without using words.

Monday, August 6, 2007

911 Call

There was a blond that lived in a small house on the corner of 4th Avenue.

She had a small shed in her backyard where she kept gardening tools. One day, she thought she saw smoke coming out of the roof of the shed.

Meme

A double tag. I got tagged by BeccA's Buzz and Random Autumness to participate in The Middle Name Meme.

Here are the rules:

Friday, August 3, 2007

Beer

Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.

Fridays Feast

Appetizer
On a scale of 1 to 10 with 10 being highest, how polite are you? Very polite until you get up in my face and then I'm back in yours. I don't do it the mean way either. It's more like...God you have bad breath, or did you know you have food stuck in your teeth? Things like that. Sends them running and I get a good laugh.

Thursday, August 2, 2007

Ten Lies

Empress Bee @ Muffin 53 tagged me to do the brand spanking new "Ten Lies My Mother Told Me" meme.

Since it's Empress Bee that's asking me to do this then I'll do it.  I pretty much do everything she wants anyway.

Okay, here goes:

10 Reasons

10 Reasons Trick or Treating is Better Than Sex!

You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. 7. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.

Wednesday, August 1, 2007

Eve

Top Ten Reasons Eve Was Created

10. God was worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions.

9. God knew that one day Adam would require someone to locate and hand him the remote.

Wordless Wednesday

Wordless Wednesday (WW) is a visual blogosphere phenomenon. Whereas blogs (web journals) are primarily about "words" bloggers love to dress their journal entries with imagery. WW is a simple blog post featuring a photo which conveys a message that speaks for itself without using words.