Monday, April 30, 2007

Favorite Post Meme

Peter over at Necessary Skills gave me a great honor along with a tag for my favorite post in 2007.

The originator of this meme is Jeremy Jacobs @ Corporate Presenter.

Sunday, April 29, 2007

Adam and Eve

Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.

So, God asked him, "What's wrong with you?"

Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.

Friday, April 27, 2007

Have a Great Weekend...

We are off to the boat for the weekend. I didn't make my usual rounds today, so sorry to the one's I've missed.

I will catch you Sunday or Monday. Have a great weekend y'all!

Becoming Illegal

The Honorable Tom Harkin
731 Hart Senate Office Building
Phone (202) 224-3254
Washington DC, 20510

Dear Senator Harkin,

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Things Men Say...

What men really mean when they say...

"I'M GOING FISHING"
Means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety."

Wordless Wednesday

Wordless Wednesday (WW) is a visual blogosphere phenomenon. Whereas blogs (web journals) are primarily about "words" bloggers love to dress their journal entries with imagery. WW is a simple blog post featuring a photo which conveys a message that speaks for itself without using words.

Monday, April 23, 2007

You Might Be a Republican If...

You've tried to argue that poverty could be abolished if people were allowed to keep more of their minimum wage.

You've ever referred to someone as "my (insert racial or ethnic minority here) friend."

Sunday, April 22, 2007

You Might Be A Democrat If...

You think "ethics" is an eastern European country.

You've named your kids with hyphenated first and last names.

You've tried to argue that poverty could be abolished if people were only willing to redistribute their wealth.

Thursday, April 19, 2007

Jesus and the Redneck

A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in.

With great difficulty, the Irishman hoisted his bad leg over the barstool, pulled himself up painfully, and asked for a sip of Irish whiskey.

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Wordless Wednesday

Wordless Wednesday (WW) is a visual blogosphere phenomenon. Whereas blogs (web journals) are primarily about "words" bloggers love to dress their journal entries with imagery. WW is a simple blog post featuring a photo which conveys a message that speaks for itself without using words.

Walking the Dog

A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?"

Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."

"What's that mean?" asked the child.

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Perks of Being Over 50

1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

3. No one expects you to run--anywhere.

Sunday, April 15, 2007

The Marine

A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.

Saturday, April 14, 2007

Mental Health

This week is National Mental Health Care week.

You can do your part by remembering to contact at least one unstable person to show you care.

My part is done!

New Dog?

Bill Clinton is walking a dog around the White House lawn early one morning.

He walks it past the guard's post, and the marine says, "Mr. President, is that a new dog?"

Friday, April 13, 2007

Smartest Dog!!!

Animal Planet is an American basic cable and satellite television channel that is owned by Discovery Communications. It carries documentary programming focused on or relating to animals. Originally focused on more educationally-based television shows, and the network has focused instead on more reality programming since the late 2000s.

New Drink

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and asks, "Bartender, got any specials today?

Bartender answers, "Yes, as a matter of fact we have a new drink, invented by a gynecologist patron of ours. It's a mix of Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer and Smirnoff Vodka."

Thursday, April 12, 2007

The Mirror

Legend has it that there is a restaurant in New York where, in the Ladies Room, there is a very special mirror. If one stands in front of the mirror and tells the truth, one is granted a wish. However, if one tells a lie-*poof*-you are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to be seen again.

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Wordless Wednesday

Wordless Wednesday (WW) is a visual blogosphere phenomenon. Whereas blogs (web journals) are primarily about "words" bloggers love to dress their journal entries with imagery. WW is a simple blog post featuring a photo which conveys a message that speaks for itself without using words.

Sunday, April 8, 2007

The Marine

A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Faluijiah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.

Friday, April 6, 2007

Happy Easter

Before leaving for a relaxing weekend on our boat, I wanted to wish everyone a very happy, peaceful Easter weekend.

On that note, I wanted to share the photograph below that really depicts my view of the Easter bunny.

Thursday, April 5, 2007

Expectations vs. Reality!

Three men were sitting together, bragging about how they had been giving their new wives duties.

The first man had married a woman from South Carolina, and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed done at their house. He said that it took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

Pilots vs. Engineers

After every flight, pilots fill out a form, called a gripe sheet which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight.

My Brain

My Brain is Blue

Of all the brain types, yours is the most mellow.

You tend to be in a meditative state most of the time. You don't try to think away your troubles.

Wednesday, April 4, 2007

Wordless Wednesday

Wordless Wednesday (WW) is a visual blogosphere phenomenon. Whereas blogs (web journals) are primarily about "words" bloggers love to dress their journal entries with imagery. WW is a simple blog post featuring a photo which conveys a message that speaks for itself without using words.

Tuesday, April 3, 2007

Love Making...

A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an Englishman on an overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives.

"Last night I made love to my wife four times," the Frenchman bragged, "and this morning she made me delicious crepes and she told me how much she adored me."

Monday, April 2, 2007

Bill and Hillary

Bill and Hillary are at the Red Sox -Yankees game in Yankee Stadium, sitting in the first row with the Secret Service people directly behind them. One of the Secret Service guys leans forward and whispers something to Bill. At first, Clinton stares at the guy, looks at Hillary, looks back at the agent, and shakes his head "no".

Sunday, April 1, 2007

Wise Advice

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was.
The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.